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Parenting Your Premature Baby

parenting your premature baby

    premature baby
  • an infant that is born prior to 37 weeks of gestation

  • A baby born three or more weeks before the due date.

  • In humans, preterm birth refers to the birth of a baby of less than 37 weeks gestational age. The cause for preterm birth is in many situations elusive and unknown; many factors appear to be associated with the development of preterm birth, making the reduction of preterm birth a challenging

  • (parented) having a parent or parents or cared for by parent surrogates

  • Parenting is the process of promoting and supporting the physical, emotional, social, and intellectual development of a child from infancy to adulthood. Parenting refers to the activity of raising a child rather than the biological relationship.

  • Launched in 1987 by Time Inc., Parenting is a magazine for mothers published in the United States. The monthly publication offers advice to mothers with children ages 0 to 12, and information is found under headings such as Kids' Health, Family Life, All Yours, The Mom Exchange, Mom-Tested, and

  • Be or act as a mother or father to (someone)

parenting your premature baby - Your Premature

Your Premature Baby: Everything You Need to Know About Childbirth, Treatment, and Parenting

Your Premature Baby: Everything You Need to Know About Childbirth, Treatment, and Parenting

The definitive guide to caring for your premature infant--in a newly revised and expanded edition.

The comprehensive and acclaimed guide to everything you need to know about your premature baby, from prebirth preparation to home care, is now more up-to-date than ever. This new and expanded edition covers the latest procedures, equipment, and medications, and includes the most current information available on multiple births, respiratory treatments, nutrition, diagnostic imaging, follow-up therapies, and more.

You'll also find moving and instructive personal accounts from other parents who have coped with the emotional and practical issues of premature birth. With updated resources for parents on everything from clothing and breastfeeding to social services, financial assistance, and support groups, Your Premature Baby provides essential information and peace of mind.

"You want to know what treatment your baby will require . . . what her development will be like, and what special care she will need. All these topics are addressed in this helpful book . . . inspirational." --American Baby.

"This book gives you all the information you need to help you cope with the ordeal of giving birth to and caring for a premature baby." --Mother & Baby

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~Leo’s Libido
Much like dogs,
men will lower their voices
when they’re feeling dominant.
Nothing surprising there,
but you might find it of interest
that women prefer men with lower voices.
Especially during those fertile periods
of the menstrual cycle.
Oh yea, and scientists also found
that women preferred these baritones
when it came to brief sexual affairs.
This might explain why my friend Leo
scores more poon tang than I do.

In his youth,
Leo was what you might call a
feral child.
Indeed, the rumor on the street was that at
sixth grade he had already grown hair
down there
on his knuckles.

By second grade he was being asked
to use the men’s toilets,
as it was feared that other boys exposure
to his premature manhood
might cause deep Freudian psycho-trauma.

Baby-sitting for Leo became a costly affair
as it quickly became apparent
his parents would have to hire a third person
to be present as chaperone.
Oh, I see you raise your eyebrows in
confounded disbelief but
when at nine months in,
the third babysitter in row
found herself looking for
her own babysitter, well…
action had to be taken.

The question was:
how do you suppress the rampant libido
of a testicular dynamo
whose every sexual encounter
was the equivalent of
the Yanks hitting Omaha Beach?
Yank after Yank after Yank spewing forth
from waves of turbo charged
amphibious landing craft.
Every woman’s crotch was Normandy
and his phallus
“Operation Overlord”.

Sure, Leo could have been sequestered away
in monastic solitude but
what spiritual mandate of
celibate condom-nation
could hope to tourniquet
his copious fluid passion?

What was it?
What was it that finally curbed Leo’s feral libido?
If his dog was limited
to a defined array of fire hydrants,
what was it that gave us the short leash?

Was it his lifetime subscription to Martha Stewart?
His IPod hardwired to Barry Mantilow?
No. Then…
what was it?
I’ll tell you what.
At some point in Leo’s seminal life,
some evil son of a bitch introduced him
to poetry.
You heard me right. Po-et-ry!
And just what do you think poetry does
to a man’s sperm count? Hum?

YOU say Leo is the same growling dog he always was.
You say he lifts his leg just like in those days of yore.
That Leo Marks his territory
with every guttural utterance.
And yet all that flows from his pencil is ink.
The lead’s long gone.
This dog
is spade.
This dog
is neutered.
This dog is nutted.
Oh so eunich…tified!

And I?
Because I’m a lesser man,
I cry for Leo.
I sob.
I lament.
He that was in many ways bigger than life-size
(in more ways than one)
has shriveled away to nothing.
And I ask you:
What is poetry but low down squat to pee?

For the sake of all things testosterone,
take away his pen
and give that dog a bone!

©07 Jack Hubbell

Emma's story

Emma's story

Hi from a premature baby born in 1967

I have been surfing the web for some time, and I wanted to sign your petition but was unsure as to what to write! I would like to tell you my story for your site to see if I can help.

I was born in April 1967, six weeks early, weighing 2lbs 15oz. I was expected to die the night I was born and I was in an incubator for 6 weeks.

I feel my precarious start in life has had an effect on me. Having read various information from your site and others, some things ring true, learning difficulties, bad eyesight, weak leg etc I believe are all due to my early start in life. I am only 5' tall too! Perhaps I am thinking of this more as I will be 40 in a few weeks.

Having had 2 healthy children to term, weighing 6lbs 6oz and 6lbs 10oz both were normal deliveries - and having read my baby book I realize how behind I was regarding development - I have caught up in the end, over come dyslexia and even got a good design degree. When I tell people, I know, with children they are stunned at how little I weighed at birth and survived. I think my mother had pre-eclampsia and may have smoked but I am not sure of the latter. I have also survived a rare form of skin cancer too!

I have read your information and have often wondered why statistics and research started in the late 1980's when I was in my 20's to track the effects of being born prematurely. Please can you put me in touch with any other people with a similar experience to myself if you know any! I would be quite fascinated to meet some one else. Do you have any statistics dating from the 1960's about the survival rates of premature babies, from what I have read I am pretty lucky!!

As I am approaching my 40th Birthday I am trying to look upon my prematurity as a really positive thing rather than a disability.

I would like to help your charity - even if it is just my story! All the message boards seem to support parents of premature babies, but not the babies themselves or when they are older. And none for the mature premature baby!

I really would be grateful of any information that you could give me.



parenting your premature baby

parenting your premature baby

Your Premature Baby: The First Five Years

Your Premature Baby is the definitive guide to every aspect of nurturing a child who is born too soon. Reassuring and frank, it is the only book that informs and guides parents right from their baby's too-early birth into the growing years.
Features of this book:
Exactly how prematurity affects a baby
Explains hospital terms, procedures, treatments, and equipment
What to expect as your baby progresses through treatment and procedures
Gives advice for coping practically and emotionally
Help and ideas for parents from when their baby comes home up to age 5
Discusses the latest research into the causes of prematurity and its preventions
Offers a wide variety of resources for further information and support

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